I pop them in my mouth so fast, I don't take time to chew
I struggle not to sweat or flinch, but that is hard to do
The secret is to eat them whole and with increasing speeds
See it isn't the pepper that burns so much, it's those frickin seeds

But even though I may succeed in eating 3 or 4
It is really hard to feel so proud cuz I know whats in store
It isn't the burn when they go in, it is without a doubt
The burn I am gonna feel tomorrow when they come back out

©Steve Sanderfer